intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

(via doyourdirtywork)

penguintim:

um sweetheart I have a gay friend so I think I’m entitled to speak on behalf of the entire LGBT community sweetie :)

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woodmeat:

dan-friend:

If u still don’t realize how lame dudes on 4chan/reddit are they’re calling the leaking of celebrity nudes “the fappening”

it’s like being locked in a time warp where you’re allowed to be 13 until you’re 40

(via worthxwhile)

luwonderlands:

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

Always reblog this

(via nargled-lovegoods)

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby, via laurenthehu-man)

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melonfucker4:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

don’t wear your leather jacket on hot days you could get heat stroke

remember, being punk is only fun when you’re alive

Always wear two pairs of socks under your big leather boots, there is nothing punk about getting blisters

not everyone wants to rock out as hardcore as you, always ask what other people are comfortable with, its very punk to ask how people are feeling

Punk responsibly.

(Source: ofools, via nargled-lovegoods)

witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

(via dayinthelifeofchris)

sadmusicforsadbastards:

"Sleep next to me
Tell me everything is how it should be
When we wake I’ll beg you not to leave
Tell me there are promises not meant to keep

And your hair will smell like smoke 
Because you are a ghost
I won’t hold your hand 
Because you’ll disappear

Sleep next to me
Tell me everything is how it should be
When you leave to haunt someone else’s dreams
Think of me

Just know I’ll never leave
Just know I’ll never leave
Just know I’ll never leave
Just know I’ll never leave

Sleep next to me
Tell me everything is how it should be
And when you leave to haunt someone else’s dreams
Think of me

Sleep next to me
Tell me everything is how it should be

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